So this is what they teach kids in Alabama..

Actual test answers from various Hunstville, Alabama metro schools.
Q - Name the four seasons. A - Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q - What does "varicose" mean? A - Nearby.
Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q - What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A - If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q - What happens to your body as you age? A - When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q - What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A - He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q - Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A - Premature death.
Q - How can you delay milk turning sour? A - Keep it in the cow.
Q - How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels - a, e,I, o and u.
Q - What is the fibula? A - A small lie.
Q - Give the meaning of the term "caesarian section." A - The caesarian section is a district in rome.
Q - What is a terminal illness? A - When you are sick at the airport.
Q - What does the word "benign" mean? A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q - What is a turbine? A - Something an Arab wears on his head.
Q - What is a Hindu? A - It lays eggs.

Hmm, really makes you wonder doesn't it?

Q - Name the four seasons. A - Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q - What does "varicose" mean? A - Nearby.
Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q - What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A - If you are buying a house, they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q - What happens to your body as you age? A - When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q - What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A - He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q - Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A - Premature death.
Q - How can you delay milk turning sour? A - Keep it in the cow.
Q - How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels - a, e,I, o and u.
Q - What is the fibula? A - A small lie.
Q - Give the meaning of the term "caesarian section." A - The caesarian section is a district in rome.
Q - What is a terminal illness? A - When you are sick at the airport.
Q - What does the word "benign" mean? A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q - What is a turbine? A - Something an Arab wears on his head.
Q - What is a Hindu? A - It lays eggs.

Some of these are hilarious!

the milk in the cow one is hilarious!

haha! that one is hilarious!

wow, that is great. Is this actually really real? And what grade is this?

It didn't say but I'm really hoping it was younger kids and not high schoolers.

- What does the word "benign" mean? A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Thats my favorite one.

This has to be fake.

Originally Posted by ScarletBuckeye

This has to be fake.

Yeah, definitely a joke

I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't though.