Sarge's Weekly Rants~~~ NSFW

I, just like the late, great George Carlin, find many things in the world to be completely illogical, annoying, and quite frankly, they are things that lead me to develop major, psychotic, f***ing hatreds. And in honor of these things, I will start a weekly thread of Rants on Thursdays. Couldn't do it on Fridays because it's football season and there's no way I can be pissed off on a Friday night, lol. Anyone who feels compelled to join in and contribute, the more the merrier, I say.

So for the inaugural rant...



You would think there would be cause for celebration. I recently heard that MTV is cancelling Jersey Shore. Thank God I thought, they finally pulled the plug on that f***ing idiot parade... Wrong. It's now becoming more apparent and rumored that each of the 6 f***ing morons is getting their own spinoff. JEEBUS. H. CHRISTOS. Is it just me or is the world not already f***ing stupid enough!? Is the catch that it makes the idiots come out of the woodwork while making us sensible, reasonable people feel so much better about ourselves in comparison!? Are you f***ing kidding me!?

I say we ship every doucher that lives the "Jersey" lifestyle of fake baking, steroids, whorish behavior, and spending more than $100 a month on makeup and hair products and ship the motherf***ers off into the middle of the damn rainforest... you know... the section inhabited by indigenous tribes that believe white people are evil and will cut off and shrink their heads. Or send them to the middle of nowhere on a deserted, barren island in the middle of the Pacific where they have to live off the land and fend for themselves. Call me bitter, but I'm f***ing sick and tired of the glorification and coddling of stupid motherf***ing idiots. It's not only dragging down the United States but the whole damned world. We wouldn't have problems with healthcare, poverty, and education, et al. if we simply get the f*** outta the way and let nature do her job and weed out the f***ing stupid idiots of the world.

What's worse is the glorification and publicity these f***ing morons get rots the minds of the youth of the world as they think it's cool to dress and behave like a piece of gutterslut trash with a tenth of a brain... Instead of learning to idolize and emulate people that are making the world a better place they grow up thinking there's no need to make themselves into something worthwhile. And what's worse is they've started breeding... Snooki had her child in the last few weeks, still doesn't know for certain who the f*** the father is, and of course, that child will most likely grow to be as stupid if not more so than she is... Where the f*** is Child Safety Services when you need them? Why don't they take the kids from stupid motherf***ers and adopt them to stable, sensible, and responsible couples who can't/don't want to have children of their own?

Some of you may not agree, or agree but were fans of the show because you felt it was entertaining. Personally, I think it's just as bad to watch if you find their stupidity entertaining... After all, the ridiculously depressing heights the ratings that show and these f***ing idiotic people got is what led them to potentially getting spinoffs... I so wish it was legal for people with IQs of 110 (average intelligence) and above to administer the 39 cent cure for stupidity to worthless wastes of flesh like these Jersey douchebags on sight...

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Now u know why I hate MTV and everything it airs on its station. The teen mom bull shit, jersey shore and crap like that have to go! The sad part we are all to blame for this. We continue to give them ratings and it keeps the money flow to those major corporations. If you ask me Americans need to shut the TV off and do something more constructive like spend time with their kids. At least that will prevent another kid from taking a gun to school or a movie theatre! It's sad because anything can be made into a reality show and people watch is what blows me away!

Chad... you just lost 10 cool points... seriously... If there was a close way to describe my hatred of Jersey Shore I would say it rivals Hitler's hate of the Jews and the radical muslims hatred of the infidel... just not obsessive enough to actually commit acts of violence on that par...

I would however repeatedly dropkick any of those broads in the baby makers as hard as humanly possible on sight, and kick those idiots dudes in the junk with steel toes on repeatedly to ensure none of them can (further) contaminate the human genome pool.

You know you've taken douchebaggery to a new level when Abercrombie and Fitch tells you to stop wearing their stuff because you give them a bad name.

I had too, i think its pure entertainment.....im a fan of anything that makes me laugh....stupid people make me laugh.....

Originally Posted by BuckeyeChad

I had too, i think its pure entertainment.....im a fan of anything that makes me laugh....stupid people make me laugh.....

I can, of all people, appreciate laughing at stupid, most especially when I'm the one being stupid... but these clowns took stupid to a whole 'nother universe... I just wish they'd teleport or wormhole themselves there permanently, lol.